It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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