i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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