areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize