I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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