I cannot find my penis.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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