Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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