Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Randomize