Don't you send me to vm
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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