It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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