But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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