so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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