i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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