I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
My life is pants optional.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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