I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Randomize