Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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