Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
