Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
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