Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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