Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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