let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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