Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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