So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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