I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
her vagine was all disorganized.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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