The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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