: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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