I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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