How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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