JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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