break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just pynch a tree in the face
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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