her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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