I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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