I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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