I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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