I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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