So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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