Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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