it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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