It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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