and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Porn is love you can see.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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