You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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