"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
