We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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