Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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go home
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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