"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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