im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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