you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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