When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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