All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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