She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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