He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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