For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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