I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Michael Bay diarrhea
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See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
We're too hungover to prance.
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