I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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