She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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