so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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