obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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