Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I forget how to act sober
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