I can't watch pbs sober anymore
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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