4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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